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Quick Intel (FAQ)

When will my order ship?

We pick & pack Monday–Friday. In-stock items ship same or next business day.

Where’s my tracking link?

As soon as your parcel leaves HQ you’ll receive a tracking email. Nothing in the inbox? Check spam or use our tracker.

Can I return something?

Of course. Unused accessories within 30 days. Machines follow manufacturer policy. Start a return from your order confirmation or contact us.

Do you sell decaf?

We offer amnesty—but not decaf. Try our low-acid options if caffeine makes you jittery.